England schools ban fried nuggets in food standards overhaul

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https://www.theguardian.com/education/2026/apr/12/school-food-overhaul-england-fried-nuggets-steamed-sponges

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Just more blatant anti-Americanism from our so called allies.

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This is sarcasm, right?

Southern fried chicken comes from Scotland and WAfrica. And the EAsians have done heroic work in fried poultry tech. But the idea of shredding an animal with industrial machines and recombining it all with meat glue and fillers into appetizing dinosaur shapes, rolling it in breadcrumbs and frying it golden brown and crispy is 10,000% American and you can’t deny it.




Steamed Sponges

I’m glad to see that’s just cake/pudding, I thought you were steaming sea sponges…

Don’t be silly. It’s bath sponges.

Where do you think bath sponges come from?

The plastic ocean.




I would not put this past some kitchens. In fact, they could be steaming cleaning sponges for the same consistency and flavour.



My chicky nuggies! ReeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeee


So does this include fish and chips? Is that an actual school meal in the UK? We definitely got a version of it in USA schools, although it would probably be blasphemous to any person from the UK.

Why? Was it cooked properly?

You don’t really want to know the detailed answer to this question.


we said the chicken nuggets were “beak to claw”… So the fish were fin to flipper? gill to dorsal? I’m not sure which, but they were gross. (LOTS of bits you couldn’t quite identify, in a “stick").




Tis not food for humans.

Pink slime is banned in Canada and EU.

Wait, right, uk did the dumb thing

they came from liquified old gym mats.

There’s very little meat in these gym mats

or using GRADE F meat.

Be sure to drink plenty of Malk!





Thats what chicken nuggets are made of

Not in first world countries

Well I’m not sure if US is 1st world or not. But it’s pink paste here.

It’s not, probably







I left school over 20 years ago but I don’t remember ever having things like nuggets or fish and chips (chips yes, but not fried fish). Couldn’t even get a pizza, that usually come from home. Lol. Have school dinners got worse?

The worst things I remember are stuff like pastries and iced buns you could get at break time.


This will be devastating for most school cafeterias. How dare they forbid everything on the menu just for being unhealthy!

In the end, some of the employees might have to learn to actually cook food like a … cook?


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