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The Iliad

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Original thread: https://lemmy.world/post/27067506/15809869

Original post: infosec.exchange (glitch-soc (Mastodon fork))

::: spoiler show transcript thedickcavettshow posts: hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨 :::

::: spoiler show transcript lil-shiro posts: Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context [screenshot of a twitter post]

What do i mean with native: spacing, colors, etc. are internally variables

Original post: hachyderm.io (Mastodon)

Image descriptionA tweet from Robert Irwin features two side-by-side photos taken 15 years apart at the same location with the same crocodile named Murray. The top photo shows Steve Irwin (Robert's father) wearing his signature khaki outfit, holding food in the air as Murray, a large crocodile, rises up on his hind legs toward it. A crowd of spectators watches in the background. The bottom photo shows Robert Irwin, also dressed in khaki, recreating the same moment with Murray in the same spot. Robert mirrors his father's pose, with Murray again rising toward the food. The crowd in the background is watching intently. The caption reads: "Dad and me feeding Murray… same place, same croc – two photos 15 years apart ❤️🐊"

source: https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/114166346115368016

Source: https://lemmy.world/comment/15569796

::: spoiler show transcript solarsyrup posted: CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/musk-hitler-murder-public-workers-x-b2714911.html

https://restoredcdc.org/ https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada.html

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When it comes to playing online casino games like slots, poker, and classic table games, the biggest winners are the ones who know when to stop. Responsible gaming is key to ensuring that you enjoy your time without worry, stress, or financial burden. However, without proper awareness, it’s easy for players to develop bad habits that could impact both their gameplay and their financial stability.

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Source: https://www.tumblr.com/spacepuppy1340/777237839549251584

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

originally seen on the fediverse here: https://elekk.xyz/@coriander/114114387547043884

i just took out a month's worth of 'bad day with donny' and my freezer has never been smoother.

Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.

Toot

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crossposted from https://wandering.shop/@meredithw/113983437672884349

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